A FOOL PROOF German Shepherd Diet

- Get out your favorite cookbook- Locate the cake recipe that you have been craving to eat- Put cookbook on counter and get out ingredients- Begin to warm oven to 350 degrees- Grease and flour cake pan- Mix all ingredients as though they were precious gems- Fill cake pan with yummy batter- Lick spatula and dream of cake in your tummy- Wait for 35 minutes while cake is baking...tap your toes,Herbal cigarettes, dribble drool, get out knife, fork and plate- Get out ingredients for the penuche glaze for cake- Fill pot with butter, nuts, vanilla, milk and make glaze- Hear the timer go off and nearly trip into the kitchen to get cake out of oven- Gently place cake on counter- Poke holes in cake for buttery glaze to penetrate each crumb of your favorite cake- Lovingly and gently pour glaze over surface of cake- Shove cake to back of counter to keep it safe while cooling- Go upstairs to read e-mail to kill time while cake is thoroughly cooling- Tinker with computer for 45 minutes while your mouth waters waiting for the cake to enter your tummy- Go down to kitchen and grab your plate and milk- Walk over to kitchen counter ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT YOUR GERMAN SHEPHERD IS TALL ENOUGH TO LICK ALL OF THE GLAZE OFF YOUR CAKE AND EAT THE TOP LAYER!- Toss what is left of your cake into trash and begin your diet...